May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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