You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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