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• (916): View more from California

  People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."

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• (530): View more from California

  There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.

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• (315): View more from New York

  She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?

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  Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.

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