Need sex. Gaining weight.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows