I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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