How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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