they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Randomize
