I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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