pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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