just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i drank out of a bidet.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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