Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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