im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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