Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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