im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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