Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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