he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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