Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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