What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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