you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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