? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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