She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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