so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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