No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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