Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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