He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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