i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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