are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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