yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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