Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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