brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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