oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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