Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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