Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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