I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
im about as happy as oj after his trial
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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