BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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