Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You were trust falling into bushes
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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