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  Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up

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• (949): View more from California

  I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me

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  How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat

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• (305): View more from Florida

  to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?

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• (718): View more from New York

  I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic

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