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I'll just stay a virgin forever then

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You still have to go anyway

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Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around

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(856): I'll just stay a virgin forever then (1-856): You still have to go anyway (856): Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around http://tfl.nu/rkrx

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(817): View more from Texas

So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much

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(817): So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much http://tfl.nu/mbp8

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(818): View more from California

I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie

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(818): I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie http://tfl.nu/1ta9

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(712): View more from Iowa

Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.

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(712): Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it. http://tfl.nu/8ikj

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(310): View more from California

My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.

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(310): My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute. http://tfl.nu/0bii

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(917): View more from New York City

Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.

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(917): Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste. http://tfl.nu/mscz

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(949): View more from California

I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.

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(949): I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door. http://tfl.nu/w7kk

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(713): View more from Texas

That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.

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(713): That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes. http://tfl.nu/7uvj

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.

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(816): Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it. http://tfl.nu/1im6

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?

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(612): Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle? http://tfl.nu/3yux

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(850): View more from Florida

These people don't understand my stages of drunk

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(850): These people don't understand my stages of drunk http://tfl.nu/g6eb

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML

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(780): If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML http://tfl.nu/m3i8

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(904): View more from Florida

And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...

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(904): And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept... http://tfl.nu/rhyx

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(502): View more from Kentucky

That shot was terrible

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You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up

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(502): That shot was terrible (1-502): You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up http://tfl.nu/89cf

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises

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(617): You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises http://tfl.nu/wnpw

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