Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve. http://tfl.nu/thtu
  Replies (9) Good night (912) Bad night (3227)
• Favorite

  (225): View more from Louisiana

  finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (225): finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day http://tfl.nu/v7qa
  Replies (39) Good night (5690) Bad night (790)
• Favorite

  (510): View more from California

  I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (510): I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting http://tfl.nu/unrs
  Replies (14) Good night (5795) Bad night (1422)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop http://tfl.nu/8y0s
  Replies (19) Good night (5463) Bad night (2754)
• Favorite

  (312): View more from Illinois

  Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (312): Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday http://tfl.nu/xsly
  Replies (11) Good night (4041) Bad night (1175)
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere. http://tfl.nu/h3z2
  Replies (7) Good night (2863) Bad night (922)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance" http://tfl.nu/4bfe
  Replies (1) Good night (2194) Bad night (865)
• Favorite

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (864): theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college http://tfl.nu/024s
  Replies (6) Good night (3001) Bad night (920)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar. http://tfl.nu/i0ni
  Replies (16) Good night (3331) Bad night (851)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message. http://tfl.nu/tlvz
  Replies (1) Good night (722) Bad night (411)
• Favorite

  (623): View more from Arizona

  I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (623): I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day http://tfl.nu/dbnn
  Replies (6) Good night (477) Bad night (801)
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. http://tfl.nu/w1hq
  Replies (6) Good night (1022) Bad night (420)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up. http://tfl.nu/3l8e
  Replies (1) Good night (702) Bad night (331)
• Favorite

  (951): View more from California

  My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (951): My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here? http://tfl.nu/d2to
  Replies (11) Good night (714) Bad night (296)
• Favorite

  (802): View more from Vermont

  It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (802): It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind http://tfl.nu/l4my
  Replies (1) Good night (226) Bad night (372)

Randomize