It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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