I love black thongs
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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