so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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