i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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