Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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