I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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