Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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