So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
high people should be assigned attendants
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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