laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My breasts were aching with rage.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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