But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
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Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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