is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Green mimosas i think yes
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
