Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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