Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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