I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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