he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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