nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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