I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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