shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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