Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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